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放假综合症

菜鸟
2002-10-09 19:07:00    评分
感觉头几天工作没精神.



关键词: 放假     综合症    

菜鸟
2002-10-09 19:29:00    评分
2楼
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and fart loudly. The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says, "Excuse me, you just farted in front of my wife." The drunk replies, " I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."

菜鸟
2002-10-09 19:32:00    评分
3楼
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy. "Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the barman, clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."

菜鸟
2002-10-09 19:36:00    评分
4楼
轻松一下,虽然格调不高

院士
2002-10-09 22:07:00    评分
5楼
我现在还是满脑子麻将牌.

菜鸟
2002-10-10 00:34:00    评分
6楼
是么?没出去玩么?

院士
2002-10-10 01:04:00    评分
7楼
到哪里都得花钱,在家摆长城还能挣钱呢!何乐而不为?

工程师
2002-10-10 17:09:00    评分
8楼
我在家里待的已经想上班了。

菜鸟
2002-10-10 17:36:00    评分
9楼
我到大连去玩了,大连好漂亮啊! 特别是她的那个亚洲最大的广场,正是让我流连忘返。 看了一场四维立体电影,真够刺激:)

院士
2002-10-11 19:14:00    评分
10楼
你附带的小文件挺有意思!

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