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问 （一）　某人刻苦學習英語，終有小成。

一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，　忙說：i am sorry.

老外應道：i am sorry too.

某人聽後又道：i am sorry three.

老外不解，問：what are you sorry for?

某人無奈，道：i am sorry five.


（二）某男，亦粗通英文，至使館，有表要填，有一欄是sex。

該男思之久已， 毅然下筆：once a week。

簽證官觀后暴笑，曰：　this item should be filled in with male or female.
　
該男頓時赧顏，思之，填下﹕female，

官楞之，曰：shouldn"t it be male?

男急釋曰：I am a normal man, so I have sex with female. 答 1: 哈..........看不懂.