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(一) 某人刻苦學習英語,終有小成。
一日上街不慎与一老外相撞, 忙說:i am sorry.
老外應道:i am sorry too.
某人聽後又道:i am sorry three.
老外不解,問:what are you sorry for?
某人無奈,道:i am sorry five.
(二)某男,亦粗通英文,至使館,有表要填,有一欄是sex。
該男思之久已, 毅然下筆:once a week。
簽證官觀后暴笑,曰: this item should be filled in with male or female.
該男頓時赧顏,思之,填下﹕female,
官楞之,曰:shouldn"t it be male?
男急釋曰:I am a normal man, so I have sex with female. 答 1: 哈..........看不懂.
一日上街不慎与一老外相撞, 忙說:i am sorry.
老外應道:i am sorry too.
某人聽後又道:i am sorry three.
老外不解,問:what are you sorry for?
某人無奈,道:i am sorry five.
(二)某男,亦粗通英文,至使館,有表要填,有一欄是sex。
該男思之久已, 毅然下筆:once a week。
簽證官觀后暴笑,曰: this item should be filled in with male or female.
該男頓時赧顏,思之,填下﹕female,
官楞之,曰:shouldn"t it be male?
男急釋曰:I am a normal man, so I have sex with female. 答 1: 哈..........看不懂.
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